The supposedly we are told to trust our leaders have decided that Kuala Besut voters will have to dip their fingers in ink instead of getting it brushed on for the July 24 by-election so it was reported.
So much of finger licking stories and fingering of voters are still going on by the EC on how the finger should be painted with the still unknown ink supplier and ink composition.
Have chemist friends who said that if it contains the acceptable amount of permissible silver nitrate one tiny drop if left a little while long is enough to stain your finger rendering it indelible.
But we are given incredible versions of explanations and equal number of finger pointing who is at fault for the washable ink that any new explanation will only dilute the truth of the matter further.
Were we were told it had to be shaken, we shook and trembled with fear of the intelligence of the shaker and the one suggesting it be shaken and shook properly.
Then we were told to swallow the food colouring indelible turned delible edible and suckable tale.
Now we feel that pain in the derriere when we are shafted with this now Dip it SOB i.e., Standard Operating Bull$#*t procedure to counter fraud and ensure a sure clean erection opps election hah!
ECier said than done right huh this dip it inside. Imagine you have all kinds of fingers dipping into the bottle how halalfied will that be hah! Some just finishing eating his lap cheong ala chinese sausage gets to dip into the same bottle with another who probably had that finger mining some gold doing a similar dip hah! Forget about fear of hygiene factor, we are told when things are halalfied you are under God's protection and the power of God will kau tim any fear of disease or pollution and what have you right?
Gosh with such flip flops is not Bolehland sinking into more dip$#*t being lead by suck d*#kheads huh?
Now with the need to dip, the Pakilayu, Banglaputra and BumiSulupus, i.e., the new sons of the soils from the ala instant maggie mee IC and citizenship barus will be shaking their head when they need to dip their fingers to vote at the by election.
Have our jokers not made us laughing stock of the world enough to now dig up this dip in story to foolproof any fraud huh?
They must have some fetish for fingers and enjoy fingering the voters with all kinds of incredible inky stories. Makes us have that inkling feeling EC stands for something else that what it is supposed to be huh?
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And we complain BolehLand is a boring place. Every finger inky stories we are told seems to be so EC for us to swallow and vote for a trusting government we can supposed eh?
Wonder what other paint job they will think of next to convince gullible and making us like stupid voters they are clean and what they do is as bersih as the colour of the whatever ink it is huh?
So much of finger licking stories and fingering of voters are still going on by the EC on how the finger should be painted with the still unknown ink supplier and ink composition.
Have chemist friends who said that if it contains the acceptable amount of permissible silver nitrate one tiny drop if left a little while long is enough to stain your finger rendering it indelible.
But we are given incredible versions of explanations and equal number of finger pointing who is at fault for the washable ink that any new explanation will only dilute the truth of the matter further.
Were we were told it had to be shaken, we shook and trembled with fear of the intelligence of the shaker and the one suggesting it be shaken and shook properly.
Then we were told to swallow the food colouring indelible turned delible edible and suckable tale.
Now we feel that pain in the derriere when we are shafted with this now Dip it SOB i.e., Standard Operating Bull$#*t procedure to counter fraud and ensure a sure clean erection opps election hah!
ECier said than done right huh this dip it inside. Imagine you have all kinds of fingers dipping into the bottle how halalfied will that be hah! Some just finishing eating his lap cheong ala chinese sausage gets to dip into the same bottle with another who probably had that finger mining some gold doing a similar dip hah! Forget about fear of hygiene factor, we are told when things are halalfied you are under God's protection and the power of God will kau tim any fear of disease or pollution and what have you right?
Gosh with such flip flops is not Bolehland sinking into more dip$#*t being lead by suck d*#kheads huh?
Now with the need to dip, the Pakilayu, Banglaputra and BumiSulupus, i.e., the new sons of the soils from the ala instant maggie mee IC and citizenship barus will be shaking their head when they need to dip their fingers to vote at the by election.
Have our jokers not made us laughing stock of the world enough to now dig up this dip in story to foolproof any fraud huh?
They must have some fetish for fingers and enjoy fingering the voters with all kinds of incredible inky stories. Makes us have that inkling feeling EC stands for something else that what it is supposed to be huh?
And we complain BolehLand is a boring place. Every finger inky stories we are told seems to be so EC for us to swallow and vote for a trusting government we can supposed eh?
Wonder what other paint job they will think of next to convince gullible and making us like stupid voters they are clean and what they do is as bersih as the colour of the whatever ink it is huh?
